Tristan Says the Darndest Things

I love this guy. He has the best one liners ever.

I was trying to trim his nails yesterday, but he has such sensitive nails...he would squint and yelp every other second. So I told him to do it himself. As he was trimming his nails, he goes,

"Markie, hand me the nail file."

For the record, I have no nail file. I never have. BRITTANY has the nail stuff (when I got married, we had to divide everything up). I just make sure I trim my nails really straight. While Tristan, on the other hand, has somewhat jaggy nail-trimming ways. The other funny thing with this comment was the pure fact that he was asking for a nail file. So after I laughed at his comment, I go, "Tristan, I don't have a nail file! Have you even ever seen me with one?" to which he responds, "What? All woman have nail files." Well, aparently not. This may not be super funny, but to me, it was hilarious. I laughed for a while.