Tristan Says the Darndest Things

Okay another funny thing he said. Again, maybe it's just me, but he says the randomest things. Okay so I was eating my favorite Thomas' 100% whole wheat bagel sandwich with thin sliced turkey and a little mustard (I had to describe the whole thing because it's so good, I'm really not that healthy all the time). I literally had one bite left and Tristan was asking me where a pitcher for some juice was (he seems to be forgetful in the kitchen quite often) and I pointed at the cupboard it was in and the sandwich bite flew out of my hand! It was so sad! He laughed at me, and I picked up all the pieces. He was like, "you're still going to eat it, aren't you?" and I was like "NO! There's probably hair on it, that's so gross!" and then he was like "it's YOUR hair!" <-- that's supposed to be the part where you laugh. Who says that? It doesn't matter who's hair, it's still gross. Am I right? Tristan, you crack me up.